{"product_id":"only-tools-t-shirt","title":"Only Tools T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"277\" data-end=\"516\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eShips in 3-5 days\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"OnlyTools\" Parody Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYeah, we made this. And no, it's not what your wife thinks it is. This one's for the guys who spend more time scrolling tool deals than anything else on their phone. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhite and blue \"OnlyTools\" graphic on a black tee, complete with a little hammer in the logo because obviously. It's funny, it's stupid, and every single person on the jobsite is going to want to know where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFair warning, this shirt starts conversations. Especially at family dinners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack crew neck tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"OnlyTools\" parody graphic in white and blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePre-shrunk cotton for a consistent fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"John Malecki - Woodworking, DIY Builds, \u0026 Shop Shades Safety Glasses","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50114765193436,"sku":"JM_Black_OnlyTools_S","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50114765226204,"sku":"JM_Black_OnlyTools_M","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50114765258972,"sku":"JM_Black_OnlyTools_L","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50114765291740,"sku":"JM_Black_OnlyTools_XL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50114765324508,"sku":"JM_Black_OnlyTools_2XL","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50114765357276,"sku":"JM_Black_OnlyTools_3XL","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50114765390044,"sku":"JM_Black_OnlyTools_4XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/9968\/0648\/files\/JM_OnlyTools_Mockup_Front.jpg?v=1777042304","url":"https:\/\/johnmalecki.com\/products\/only-tools-t-shirt","provider":"John Malecki - Woodworking, DIY Builds, \u0026 Shop Shades Safety Glasses","version":"1.0","type":"link"}