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Alright, here’s the lowdown on the "Captn Caulk" T-shirt. After the success of Nice Caulk and Suck My Caulk, it was only right to introduce the fearless leader of the Caulk Universe himself. This one’s for the bold, the brave, and the bead-obsessed.
Features:
🔧 Caulk Commander Energy: Featuring the legendary Captn Caulk graphic, this shirt is your official uniform for leading the charge on any job site—or just dominating Dad Joke Hour.
🪚 Built for Action (or Naps): Whether you’re laying a perfect bead or lounging with a cold one, this tee’s soft, durable fabric is made to handle sweat, sawdust, and snack runs.
📏 Available in Loose Fit — S-4XL
Why You’ll Love It:
This shirt isn’t just funny—it’s elite. It’s a call sign for those who take their work seriously, but not themselves. Rock it in the shop, out with the crew, or anywhere you’re ready to Command the Caulk.
Grab yours now—and lead the charge, Captn.
Alright, here’s the lowdown on the "Captn Caulk" T-shirt. After the success of Nice Caulk and Suck My Caulk, it was only right to introduce the fearless leader of the Caulk Universe himself. This one’s for the bold, the brave, and the bead-obsessed.
Features:
🔧 Caulk Commander Energy: Featuring the legendary Captn Caulk graphic, this shirt is your official uniform for leading the charge on any job site—or just dominating Dad Joke Hour.
🪚 Built for Action (or Naps): Whether you’re laying a perfect bead or lounging with a cold one, this tee’s soft, durable fabric is made to handle sweat, sawdust, and snack runs.
📏 Available in Loose Fit — S-4XL
Why You’ll Love It:
This shirt isn’t just funny—it’s elite. It’s a call sign for those who take their work seriously, but not themselves. Rock it in the shop, out with the crew, or anywhere you’re ready to Command the Caulk.
Grab yours now—and lead the charge, Captn.
- Regular price
- $35.00
Let customers speak for us
When the day tries to hit back, I just laugh, because neither today nor tomorrow can touch me since I'm now equipped with ShopShades. I've never touched epoxy, but I'm pretty sure if I did now it would mix itself. I can feel that tomorrow already wants to run, but it can't because I can see everything. Tell tomorrow to standby, and get you some proper eye-pro today.
Seriously, they're pretty freaking comfortable. Eventually I'll get me some of the transition shades, but for now these are great! Semper Fi! Peace!
If you want to protect your eye balls with extreme prejudice then the shop shades are it! These are the most badass pieces of eye wear for the job site or workshop hands down.
5 stars! Crystal clear and so comfortable I put them on when I walk into my shop and forget they are on. Well done! And they look freaking awesome on top of it all!
These are the most comfortable eye protection I've ever worn, and I've been wearing eye protection for nearly 50 years. Spent hours in the shop and forgot I was wearing them when I came into the house, they actually make things clearer for me. So glad I bought myself a pair of SHOP SHADES and gave my son a pair for his birthday.
While you may look like a serial killer, your eyes will be protected. ShopShades are super comfortable and the lenses are clear and tough. I’m a cheapskate and wouldn’t have bought these for myself but, my wife bought them for me because she knew I wanted them. I’m very thankful she did and I put them on as soon as I enter my shop. Great job John!
Not too shabby on the style either 😎
I use them for work and I forget they’re on my face.
I bought the Shop Shades to protect my eyes from metal chips as I work on the metal lathe and mill making custom 1911s. Very comfortable, and they also make me look much more intelligent than I am!
I received two pair for my birthday. I loved the specialized touches added. However, it would be great if a smaller size was offered for women woodworkers/makers. They swallow my face. Lol
Really great safety glasses. Fit well, good vision and seem really well made. About to order a backup pair.
Malecki and Co. absolutely knocked it out of the park…
I built a workshop on my property so after a hard day of working, it’s a 45 second walk to my door. I change my clothes and take an hour(ish) pre-dinner nap. I wake up and it’s time to shower and then eat. THESE GLASSES ARE SO F’ING COMFORTABLE I FALL ASLEEP WITH THEM ON!
Don’t think about it, don’t hem and haw, and don’t be stupid. You need these glasses in your life, you only have 2 eyes.
Love them the look the feel the quality. Wated sense desember for them and i am in love👌
Definitely the most comfortable And clear safety glasses I’ve ever worn. I highly recommend shop shades to anyone and everyone.
I recently got a pair of these shop shades because we own a water well drilling and contracting business. I’ve used cheaper junk eyewear for cutting up scrap and grinding steel casing and they always feel like some junky dollar store sunglasses. These feel great and have better coverage on my face than normal protective eyewear. Love them so far and cant wait to really put them to the test in some underground plumbing work or at our drilling rig! Definitely recommend getting some and I’ll be buying more for the shop and my employees!
These are the most comfortable, clear, unbelievably well-made safety glasses I’ve ever owned. I love them and I am so glad I pre-ordered them and waited because the weight was so well worth it. I would highly recommend these to anyone looking to pick up a pair of safety glasses that were, perfect in every way. I can assure you I’m going to be letting all of my woodworking friends know about them.
