Not gonna lie, I was hesitant to spend 50 bucks on a pair of safety glasses.
However, after retiring from the military I got a job in construction, and the company issued ones just weren’t doing it for me so I decided to treat myself.
What can I say, they are awesome. I’m flexing a level of Drip that makes Jeffrey Dahmer envious. Clearly, my coworkers are envious of me calling me names like “four eyes” and “unibomber”. Instead of me catcalling passing by ladies, they are catcalling me, saying things such as “stay away”, “dont think about it”, and “I’ve got pepper spray”
Ultimately, are these life changing? Of course they are.
Are they sexy? Also true.